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Joe Wrote's avatar

I'll go first!

My "fun" answer is standardizing ice cream sizes. No more guessing what "small, medium, and large" mean. By royal decree all parlors will serve 1, 2, 3, or 4 scoops. (Mis-sizing scoops will subject to military tribunal.)

My "serious" answer is to abolish the Supreme Court, Senate, and Presidency, then turn the House of Representatives into a parliamentary-style direct democracy. (I see this as slightly more important than the ice cream issue.)

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Kevin Alexander's avatar

1st thing? Universal healthcare.

Also: At some point, I'm gonna need an airport named after me.

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Joe Wrote's avatar

Well you instituted universal healthcare, so it’s the least we could do!!

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Kate Raphael's avatar

House everyone!

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Kevin Alexander's avatar

Yes please!

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Joe Wrote's avatar

Let’s go!!!

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Paul Terbrueggen's avatar

Ban toll roads. Everyone can afford to get where they need to go. Texas is the worst.

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Joe Wrote's avatar

YES! They are brutal in New Hampshire

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Kevin Alexander's avatar

We don't have them in WI. How much does a "normal" commute cost for you?

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Paul Terbrueggen's avatar

I have seen a single stretch of toll road at $20+. That is for a couple miles of road and could be one of 2-5 such stretches to take the “fast route” if you are going around DFW.

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Joe Wrote's avatar

I've always understood this as a way for politicians to run on "cutting taxes" while just offsetting the cost to commuters. Pretty scummy.

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Jared Holst's avatar

Everyone's first divorce is paid for by the government. Universal divorce care baby.

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Joe Wrote's avatar

Oh hell yea. Would actually lead to a much healthier and happier society

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Petit Bourgeois's avatar

All of the above wishlist (and more) can be accomplished just by throwing out the electoral college. I don't need a day. Give me just 5 minutes. Then, the rest will start raining. (Once I win the "sane" elections, the first thing I would do is to install term limits (two terms max.) and go to a 5 year election cycle instead of the incredibly insane 2 year election cycle of the House). Then, kill gerrymandering, and campaign finance clean up.

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Joe Wrote's avatar

Electoral College is not only undemocratic, it's incredibly stupid. I've been searching for anyone to defend it on the merits, but I've never heard a coherent argument for why we should keep it.

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Jay Rooney's avatar

Implement some sort of UBI (Universal Basic Income) so I can write my newsletter without worrying about not eating if I fail 😬

Either that or universal health care.

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Joe Wrote's avatar

100%!! Imagine the amazing art and culture we'd have if there was no such thing as a "starving artist"

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Joan DeMartin's avatar

There are so many important choices, but I'll go with Universal Health Care.

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Joe Wrote's avatar

It's the classic for a reason!

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Chevanne Scordinsky's avatar

I would expand social safety nets so people don’t have to fight for resources. This would include expanded parental leave, low cost childcare, disability access, housing, and debt elimination. It would be an umbrella initiative encompassing a lot of elements.

But for funsies: implementing siestas where we close business for two hours so people can nap, go home and be with family, or just chill. I think we’d be a happier society. Less grind. Imagine a system that forces you to slow down.

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Joe Wrote's avatar

All for #1, but hadn't even thought of the siesta!! That'd be awesome

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Chevanne Scordinsky's avatar

I went to Greece years ago and that’s what they did! Businesses were closed so after lunch we went for walks or took naps. It was fantastic.

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Joe Wrote's avatar

(Posting on behalf of my friend)

Energy

-Start building renewable energy infra throughout the country ASAP.

-Maybe implement nuclear power plants, too. Haven't heard too much about the cons here. But apparently, they are great sources of cleaner energy if maintained properly.

Education

-Figure out ways to reward/pay teachers more over their tenure.

-Ensure public classrooms are equipped with the best tech/resources.

-Keep gifted programs // and encourage STEM/Comp Sci in curriculums.

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Joe Wrote's avatar

ALWAYS down to pay teachers more!!

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Erin Geary's avatar

1. The government would get rid of all social programs and instead give everyone $1 million to grow on their own. 2. Get rid of abortion. 3. Rename Tony's dark chocolate bars after me instead.

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